Obsessive Nostalgic Disorder

  • Men: If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?
  • Women: They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?
  • Men: But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women: ...must be tough.

shouldnt:

I honestly hate people who don’t leave voicemails liKE WHY DID YOU CALL ME

I DONT KNOW

NO ONE KNOWS

i honestly hate people who call me. period.

ARE YOUR FINGERS BROKEN? IS THERE A REASON YOU CANNOT TEXT ME YOUR CONCERN?

(via brennaveir)

“Falling in love at first sight became a particular specialty of mine in my late teens and early twenties; I could do it upwards of four times a year. There were occasions when I made myself so sick over romance that I lost whole chunks of my life to it. I would vanish into abandon at the beginning of the encounter but soon find myself sobbing and barfing at the end of it. Along the way I would lose so much sleep and so much sanity that parts of the whole process start to look, in retrospect, like an alcoholic blackout. Except without the alcohol.”

—Elizabeth Gilbert, Committed

someone asked me if i was into teen wolf and I said no but I knew a lot about it from gifsets on tumblr

The Midwest, Approximately

"There ain’t no mountains in the midwest, dumbass. There’s plains, and corn, and a shit ton of white people who don’t vote in their best interest."

-Orange is the New Black

agot:

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.

When your power eclipses mine I will become expendable. This is the Rule of Two: one Master and one apprentice. When you are ready to claim the mantle of Dark Lord as your own, you must do so by eliminating me.

(via captainofalltheships)