Obsessive Nostalgic Disorder

deathsdaleks:

"I ain’t your freakin’ bestie and I ain’t taking orders from you. When I need to kill, I’ll call. Until then, stay out of my way."

It’s not me. It’s you.

(via lovespn)

kobetyrant:

OPINIONS CAN BE RACIST

OPINIONS CAN BE SEXIST

OPINIONS CAN BE HOMOPHOBIC

stop using “it’s just my opinion” to justify your bigotry.

OPINIONS CAN BE WRONG

(via adamscott)

Being a woman according to Bridget Jones

Being a woman is worse than being a farmer — there is so much harvesting and crop spraying to be done: legs to be waxed, underarms shaved, eyebrows plucked, feet pumiced, skin exfoliated and moisturized, spots cleansed, roots dyed, eyelashes tinted, nails filed, cellulite massaged, stomach muscles exercised. The whole performance is so highly tuned you only need to neglect it for a few days for the whole thing to go to seed. 

Bridget Jones Diary by Helen Fielding